jadium Buster Machine No. 25749
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About jadium Age: 31 Gender: M Location: Los Angeles, CA Joined: 5 years ago on 05/17/12 Last Visit: 11 months ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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“I've been thrown out through the doors of an Owl City concert.”
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jadium is currently piloting
STEAMY STALLION with chaosmonkey
STEAMY STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Groin-Mounted Machine Gun Lusty Jump-Kick
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of covert skirmishes. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Stalwart Ragnarok, during which most of Mexico was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a drug lord. Existence threw a fucking curveball when nipples were eaten by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring hime here. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each surpising moment was a step away from the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind. Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and has been making some pretty good progress. Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Godzilla sexually dominated your mom." Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.