John Booty -VS- Dieter's Tea
I bought this tea in New York this weekend. Being a fatty, I needed something to wash the hambugers down with and "Dieter's Tea" sounded like a good idea.I had a cup of this tea yesterday, and it was pretty weak. Today I decided to put two bags of this tea into my drink. At this point a certain madness began to grip me. A voice from inside told me to put another tea bag into the boiling water. "Three bags is madness," I protested. "Surely this can not and should not be..." There was no satiating this urge, this craving, this inner torment. "More," it urged me. Trembling, I placed the third and then a fourth teabag into the mug. That was the beginning of a journey, the tale of which I now tell to you. I know not if I have done a just thing or a rash one. I may have blasphemed before the Creator himself; yet I do know one thing: this is a yarn I cannot keep to myself. Read on, dear travellers...
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