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John Booty -VS- Dieter's Tea

I bought this tea in New York this weekend. Being a fatty, I needed something to wash the hambugers down with and "Dieter's Tea" sounded like a good idea.

I had a cup of this tea yesterday, and it was pretty weak. Today I decided to put two bags of this tea into my drink. At this point a certain madness began to grip me.

A voice from inside told me to put another tea bag into the boiling water. "Three bags is madness," I protested. "Surely this can not and should not be..."

There was no satiating this urge, this craving, this inner torment. "More," it urged me. Trembling, I placed the third and then a fourth teabag into the mug.

That was the beginning of a journey, the tale of which I now tell to you. I know not if I have done a just thing or a rash one. I may have blasphemed before the Creator himself; yet I do know one thing: this is a yarn I cannot keep to myself.

Read on, dear travellers...
 
Booty Vs. Tea - I was envolped by a warm white light. - When I awoke, the poop had passed.
I was envolped by a warm white light.
When I awoke, the poop had passed.
Booty Vs. Tea - As the glow subsibed, I hovered on the edge of consciousness. - But I was alive.  I had survived to write this tale.  THE END.
As the glow subsibed, I hovered on the edge of consciousness.
But I was alive. I had survived to write this tale. THE END.
 

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