I got a Facebook message from a wonderful old friend the other day. I haven't talked to her since 1994, but she's the one who gave me the nickname of John Booty way back when - there was a guy named John Booty who played for the Eagles and she thought it sounded funny.

John Booty!!!!!!!!!

Bet it's been a long time since you've heard that!!!!!

If only she knew.

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