Dirty Signs: Learning Filthy Sign Language With Kristin
Much like OtakuBooty itself, a lot of the charm here stems from seeing a cute, nerdy girl talk about queefing and how much she wants you to fuck her mouth.
Kristin is quite the sign language educator, and this is highly practical stuff: Bullgod once pointed out to me that sign language is so useful for communicating in bars and other crowded places that it almost feels like you're cheating. Via Metafilter, who seems to be our muse today.
It seems to me that there are two ways to be really good at using profanity. One is to swear so sparingly that a single, tactical "What the sistertouching fuck is going on here, you dickless kitten shit?" hissed through clenched teeth is devastatingly effective, like a priest punching you in the mouth through the screen in a confession booth while you're crying with your eyes closed.
The other route to success is Deadwood-style saturation in which the undulating tides of profanity rolling out of your mouth become their own filthy rhythm; profane waves defiling a dirty beach under a delightfully debauched sun.
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